Wednesday, 29 September 2010


That's the image I had in my head when I thought about David Cameron yesterday; stamping his little feet with glee at the thought of facing Ed Miliband in future elections. If only this were a fairy tale! Ah well, like all healthy adults, I will repress my inner thoughts and feelings and dream of a happier time...

Mmmm, sparkly alcohol... Yumsies!

I see two clear options: become a journalist on the Today show or become a champagne-drinking-lady-that-lunch(es). Hmmm, tough choice. Hannah, why don't you join me in a life of wine tasting and eating oysters?! Okay, okay, responsibility and all that. Let's sleep on it! Nighty night!

Monday, 27 September 2010

The Banana Tapes

Like 'Sex, Lies and Videotape', only without the sex and the lies. Oh, and the videotape. So, my first blog goes out to the owner of the broken 'InSinkErator' (personally, that sounds like the name of a light-rock-boy-band). Who would have thunk it? Who knew hand washing could wreak such devastation? Well, here's to the broken-hearted owner of the broken InSinkErator:


So I guess I'll be documenting day-to-day happenings and generally talking crap. Enjoy!