Rumpelstiltskin

That's the image I had in my head when I thought about David Cameron yesterday; stamping his little feet with glee at the thought of facing Ed Miliband in future elections. If only this were a fairy tale! Ah well, like all healthy adults, I will repress my inner thoughts and feelings and dream of a happier time...

Mmmm, sparkly alcohol... Yumsies!

I see two clear options: become a journalist on the Today show or become a champagne-drinking-lady-that-lunch(es). Hmmm, tough choice. Hannah, why don't you join me in a life of wine tasting and eating oysters?! Okay, okay, responsibility and all that. Let's sleep on it! Nighty night!